Oh how I long for Glasses...

I have lost yet another pair of glasses to the depths of a lake. I was thinking that said glasses, since they had been in my posession for over two years, were almost invincible. There weren't even any close calls. They were to me, virtually "unsinkable" much like Molly Brown. Alas, the unthinkable happened. I was thrust in the lake and my glasses were ripped from their home. They were only two years old for the love of all that's holy! Now my two year old glasses are sitting at the bottom of the lake...lonely, cold, dirty (not duuuurty). Ooooooh the horror! I'm sure my glasses lay in wait and long for a day when they will be able to protect someone's eyes from the harmful UV rays of the sun.