OK...this guy in the cube next to me is eating an apple. It sounds harmless but it's sooo getting on my nerves. Cut that apple up for the love of all that's holy! I'm not quirky about many things but that's one of them.
Oh man...all day??? I couldn't handle that. Every time he took a bite it was like someone ran their nails down a chalk board. I mean, I've eaten an apple like that before but I normally don't make that much of a "suction" sound. As if that wasn't enough, dude proceeds to chew with his mouth open. I'm bringing in those flamin' hot cheetos tomorrow to fight back! ;o)
I don't think I've ever heard of anyone eating the core. Very strange. I think you should keep an extra half of an apple for him so he doesn't have to eat the core. That would be good karma points at the very least.
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Oh man...all day??? I couldn't handle that. Every time he took a bite it was like someone ran their nails down a chalk board. I mean, I've eaten an apple like that before but I normally don't make that much of a "suction" sound. As if that wasn't enough, dude proceeds to chew with his mouth open. I'm bringing in those flamin' hot cheetos tomorrow to fight back! ;o)
I don't think I've ever heard of anyone eating the core. Very strange. I think you should keep an extra half of an apple for him so he doesn't have to eat the core. That would be good karma points at the very least.
Were do you think that apple seeds are spread from
Orange trees???
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