Two Disturbing Headlines

12-year-old boy killed by family pit bull
hmmm...FAMILY pit bull??? Are you serious? How do you take your oxymoron, scrambled or over easy? They should take said shovel and whack her over the head a few times. That woman needs to go to jail.

Jackson not guilty on all counts
I think Jackson and OJ need to be locked in a room with the above mentioned *family* pit bulls and that lady.