Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Throwback Tuesday

Yet another one of me back in the day. I think this one was taken at Regionals right before state. If I remember correctly, this kid was 'toast' shortly after this pic was taken. I can only assume my Mom took this pic in between bouts of screaming, clapping, whistling and what-not. I could barely hear my coaches. I love ya Mom! ;o)

I told ya I found a box-o-pics!

Friday, January 27, 2006

yes another list...

...but this one is a little more...well...on the edge. Trashy? Maybe. But what the H+E+double hockey sticks. I'm feeling a little frisky today. Lesssss do it. Try it if you dare but leave a comment if you do!

The Rules:
Copy this entire list into your blog.
Colour everything about you that is true.
Leave plain anything that is false about you.

I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.

I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
I have had sex over a web cam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
I have a foot fetish.

I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I've seen nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex in the snow
I am in a polyamorous relationship.
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night.
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.

Hell yeah! Turn it up! Right on! It's Friday!

Friday Five

1. Age?
31

2. Sex?
yes please!

3. Location?
Denver, Colorado

4. Single?
Single but I'm taken.

5. How long have you been doing the fridayfiver?
Geeeez, I don't know. A few years.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Kick the tires and light the fires

Let's kick the tires and light the fires here with two...yes two...posts this week!

Blondie tagged me...how she caught me...I don't know...'cause we both know I'm faster.

We live by the rules...we die by the rules: Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on a post letting them know they have been tagged. If tagged before, no need to contribute.

8 attributes (in no particular order) of Jimmy's "perfect" (perfect in quotes, because no one really is!) partner:

1. Loyalty: loyalty I think speaks for itself.

2. Respect: self-respect, respect for me and respect for others. I try very hard to accommodate those around me and I expect the same out of a partner.

3. Honesty: Honesty falls in line with loyalty mentioned above. You have to be honest with yourself first in order to have a successful relationship.

4. Charisma: I like a lady with a little spunk. It keeps me on my toes and, let's face it, enthusiasm and positivity are two very good qualities to have in a partner.

5. Vigilance: It's hard to describe this one but I'll give it whirl. Being caring and alert to the needs of a partner is key lest they be taken for granted. It's a stronger form of "caring" and goes in-line with "loving".

6. Supporting: No, I don't need a sugga-momma. I tend to be a little less needy than most I agree, but everyone needs a little help sometimes.

7. Well-rounded: My ideal partner would be versed in many areas including (but not limited to)...sports, music, politics, theology, theory. Yes, my mind also craves stimulation from a partner-lover-friend.

8. Goal Oriented: She would have aspirations and goals not only for herself but aspirations and goals which included me and our relationship as well.

9. Boobies and booty. I thought I'd throw that one in there at the end to see if you're still awake.

I tag...
Ever
D'Andre
HappyKap
Angel
am_pm
whattheflop You're up Jess!
MandaOnFire
Pandora I can't wait to read your list! ;o)

Monday, January 23, 2006

LTNP

Long Time No Post

No, LBPuke didn't run me off. And, yes, everything is just CAPITOL (aside from the Broncos poor performance yesterday). I've been slammed at work lately but it's starting to slow down a bit. I'm sure I'll be back in the saddle again here shortly.

Thank you for all your "well wishes" though!

I lost a bet and now I have to put this damn tag-line in every email that I send (which includes replies, forwards and email initiations)...
...and to think I was the one who solicited this bet. Thanks Jake.

Friday, January 06, 2006

It's Friday!

Well, it seems the Friday 5 sucks today so I'm gonna do a little something different...change it up a little...ya know, 'cause I live life on the edge. That's how I roll.

The other day I was cleaning my house and I found a bunch of old pictures...some from high school and some from college. To tell you the truth (like I'd lie about it), I had long since forgotten about their existence. Since I was killing time with "busy-work" anyway, I thought I'd break out the scanner and see what kind of damage I could do. I mean really, what am I going to do without a soft-copy of these little gems?

Here's me with my baby, a '57 Chevy my Dad and I restored in high school. If I'm not mistaken, the pic was taken at a car show and competition.

I'm sure my friends and family will get a kick out of these. OK...let the trash talking begin! :o)

Thursday, January 05, 2006

HNT #3

Yet another lake pic.

I think I was trying to look mean. Did I look mean?

Have to give credit where credit is due. My good friend HappyKap took this pic.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

I like it when it's hot!

Ever since I can remember I have loved spicy food. Come to think of it, I would actually rather have spicy food than just about anything else. I always have to have extra hot mustard when I eat Chinese food, extra wasabi (not waaaaaaassaaaaaabi!) when I eat sushi and I cannot get enough salsa or green chili when I eat Mexican food. Tabasco? Eggs and hashbrowns just wouldn't be the same. In fact, I tell everyone who is anyone in my life that I do not eat sweets because "I'm sweet enough". Yes, I would rather have the Easter Bunny bring chips and salsa than all of those delectable chocolates and jellybeans that the world seems to enjoy. I eat jalapeƱos raw, pickled or stuffed and I put them on or in just about everything from sandwiches to soup, salads to steaks, marinade to...well...you get the point. I even jokingly tell people that a jalapeƱo a day keeps the doctor away.

I think I have finally met my match.


A friend gave me a jar of it the other night for Christmas. Apparently, a local company called "La Denver Salsa Co. Inc." here in Denver makes it. This stuff is so hot I actually started sweating. I had tears coming out of my eyes. My whole head felt like it was going to melt. I could feel the blood rush to my gourd when I took my first bite and I got so excited that I almost fell out of my chair.

Alas, I cannot stop myself! I don't think I'm too terribly masochistic but I really think I'm addicted to capsaicin.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

A little of this and a little of that...

A little of this: Larah and I attended a house party with 30 or so of my friends. Had a blast! I brought the camera but I didn't take any pictures. I seem to have that problem a lot. Nuttin' a little duct tape and some bailing wire won't fix though...I'll just strap it to my hand next year and then I'll have to take pictures. I seem to recall many "flashes" throughout the night though so I'll touch base with my friends and see if I can beg, borrow and plead with them to get some pics.

Anyway, I did see possibly the biggest bottle of champagne ever made though. While my buddy Dave would not tell us where he purchased the behemoth, he did his best to polish-it-off by sharing it with all of us. The last time I saw it was around 3:30am and it was just shy of half full.

I think I finally crawled into bed at 5:30am 'cause that's how I roll.

A little of that: I'm gonna miss ya Ol' Blue!

A little of this: My friend Blondie was selected as the Bloggin' Hottie for the day. Congrats Blondie!

A little of that: Kong was a killa flicka.

It started slow but once it ramped up, it held my attention through the entire 187 minutes. Before you rack your brain "lbp", let me do the math for you...that's three hours and seven minutes. He still dies in the end. I know that probably ruined it for everyone.

A little of this: Hooked up the new Weber grill yesterday and fired it up for the first time. I'm thinking I'll pour a concrete pad especially for it.

A little of that: Today is Tuesday. Tuesday is trash day. Do you think I remembered to set my trash out last night? Fug-no!

I hope everyone is safe and sound and made it through yet another new year celebration (with no legal repercussions).