Just thought I'd share since we're getting so close. Please enjoy "Jimmy's Holiday Cookie Recipe"
INGREDIENTS
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 large bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
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INSTRUCTIONS
Sample the Cuervo to check the quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again. To be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric
mixer... Beat one cup of butter in the large fluffy bowl. Add
one tear poon of suga . Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the Cuervo is still OK, so try another cup, just in
case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the
bowl. Chuck in some dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off
floor .. Mix on the turner. If some fried druit gets stuck in
the beaterers, ! just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo again to check for tonsistaticity. Next, sift
two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Drunk another tup of Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and
strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a poon full of somefink.
Whatever. Take another slug of the Tuervo and greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall doon. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, place the friggin' bowl
on your head, finish the Cose Juervo, mac sure to put the
stoove in th dishwacker, and pee-heat th oven. - Awe, heck -
Screw the friggin' cooties and jus enjoy the dolihays!!!
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3 comments:
he he he i love this! i've seen it before but it fits so well with the holidays.
cannot wait to use this!
planning to get totally shit faced on Christmas eve....it's a family tradition!!
~happy holidays~
AMEN! Atta girl! I plan on doing it up on Christmas Eve and kicking off Christmas day with Bloodys and Mimosas just to graduate back to Jack around lunch.
I looooove this time of year! After New Year's day though, it's three LOOOONG months before the warm weather comes back. I'm sooo looking forward to wearing less clothes and getting some quality water time in again.
Merry Christmas to you! Think WARM! :o)
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