aaaaaaaaaaaah! Apple guy again!

OK. Let's vote, shall we? What is Jimmy going to do (keeping in mind that this has been going on for the past few days)?

#1. Put my headphones on and ignore it.
#2. Toss my notebook over the cube at him.
#3. Take a belt of this Mountain Dew and burp really loud.
#4. Leave an anonymous note telling him that he's getting on my nerves when he eats.
#5. Unplug his network cable so he has to go to IT and eat his apple in front of those guys. I know he's not smart enough to debug that problem.
#6. Walk over to his cube and politely ask him to not be so loud when he eats.
#7. Walk over to his cube, grab the apple from him and walk back to my cube and start eating it like he does.

The answer will be in the post on Monday.